Apple Is Officially the Least Cool Tech Company—And We Need to Talk About It
Remember when owning an iPhone meant you were ahead of the curve? When pulling out that sleek little rectangle gave you an air of sophistication? When having a green text bubble was basically social exile? Well, wake up babes, because those days are over. Apple is officially the lamest tech brand out there—and it’s their own fault.
Smoking Hot: The Secret Cultural Cost of Quitting Cigarettes
Ladies, let’s talk about loss. Not the five pounds before summer kind. Not the ex who still watches your Instagram stories kind. No, today, we’re mourning something bigger—something stolen from us in the name of “public health” and “better choices.”!
AI Haters, Touch Grass: You’re Not Special for Avoiding the Future
We need to talk about the most annoying people on the internet right now: the AI haters. You know them. You’ve seen them. The ones who treat using AI for anything like it’s a war crime. The ones who seethe with rage when someone dares to generate an image, get writing help, or use AI to code a simple function.
💌 Chain Emails Trend
Sending chain emails is back in style—brace for Y2K nostalgia!
🎶 Devillusions' Latest Track
The new single is causing heart palpitations worldwide—it's that good.
🕵️ Secret Show Rumors
Devillusions might host a surprise underground concert. Stay tuned!
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